Respect your elders

What better way to thank someone for being a friend than to share this fabulous book with them? It’s packed with the inimitable wit and wisom of everyone’s favorite ladies–Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia!

They’ve lived a lot of life, and the Golden Girls are here to provide some pearls of wisdom (with more than a bit of sarcasm and some naiveté). From “Sticks and stones can break your bones. But cement pays homage to tradition,” to “Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good?” to “As they say in St. Olaf: ‘Helderbargenflergenflurfennerfen!’,” America’s four favorite housemates share their hard-earned life lessons.