Congrats on the new addition

Say what you feel and pass along your congratulations with the Diaper Baseball Baby Congratulations Card. Measuring 5 by 7 inches in size, this congratulation card includes an envelope, has been printed with vegetable inks on recycled paper, and features a sweet sentiment. 

Reads: Outside - "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond, with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together. Bring up home plate and pin the three together. In case of rain, call the game and start over. Jimmy Piersall (b.1929)"; Inside - "Congratulations!"